The Kither, The Rocker, The FREAK!

A look inside the screwed up, but always entertaining life of Andi M.

Thursday, July 07, 2005

2 Days until I turn 18...and my friends, I truly know what insanity is now.

INSANITY is getting sunburned for the first time EVER 3 days before your 18th birthday
INSANITY is having your best friend move away and not being here to celebrate with you on your 18th birthday
INSANITY is having your favorite WWE Superstar be released...and then being in the middle of controversy
INSANITY is meeting your favorite WWE Superstar and not saying anything you had planned to say.

I am not an outside person, and over the years, I had come to the conclusion that being mixed automatically prevented you from being burned...but then I came to realize yesterday, that I had just been an extremely sheltered child.
Long story short, my ass got fried like a porkchop and I have no one to blame but myself heading to the beach with nothing but a cell phone and that stupid theory of mine. You live, you learn...you feel the sun's rays beat down on you for 3 hours straight...you learn even a little faster.

The Best Friend, as she is so affectionally referred to by me, has moved to Florida. She did get me a Green Day poster for my birthday before she left, but I would have have rathered had her here. 18 is going to be great...but not as great as it should be.

Spike Dudley was released from his WWE contract a few days ago. Does it hurt?...yes. Does it surprise me?...not in the least. There's not much I can (or want to) say on this topic that I haven't said already for the good people of "Dudleyville". The more and more I talk about, the angrier and more un-okay with it I become.

But on a happier note, I'd like to take you back this post I made Saturday, June 19, 2004

...Anyway, I've been thinking about the whole event a lot lately wondering will I ever actually get to meet him [Spike Dudley]? Is that the closest I will ever get to Spike? I really hope not!Before I die, I want to have a real meeting with him, just so I can say some things to him. Like, "Do you know how amazing and awesome you are?" or "Do you have any idea what your existance in the WWE means to me? And not just in the WWE, but just in general?"
Maybe one day...


Well, that one day did come, and it was March 15th, 2005 at the Savannah Civic Center. I stood outside the whole time (completely missing the show) and waiting for Spike to come outside. My planned worked and I even got my picture taken with him! (Object may appear smaller upclose than they do on television!). I did get to talk with Spike for a few minutes...and he was the nicest guy you could ever have the pleasure of meeting. He was warm and made eye contact with me the whole time I talked to him...it was truly a day I will always remember. I can't remember everything I said to him...everything is such a blur to me most likely due to the fact that I was talking at about a million miles an hour. But I can remember what I didn't say...NONE OF THAT SHIT! You know, that stuff is so easy to plan when you aren't standing in front of your hero with a camera and a Sharpie marker. I don't even think I remembered what my name was much less all those ego boosting (JK!) statements I had planned to say.

Well, that's all for me...until next year!
Queen Dork

Monday, April 11, 2005

Okay, well, the good news is is that I haven't been gone as long as I thought I had been.
The bad news (for you anyway) is that I am back baby!!

I've been building my CD collection pretty nicely lately. And on Friday, I added Beck's new one "Guero" to the bunch. And what an awesome add it is.
I've always been a big fan of Beck, but this was my first time actually buyin one of his CDs. His first single off the album and openin track "E-Pro" proved to be just too damn catchy for Andi to ignore. And the good news is now with the CD, I have 12 other songs to annoyingly hum all day!

Beck-"Guero" (8/10)
Not like my opinion matters hehe

Other CDs I've added

Offspring-"Smash"
Smashmouth-"Fush Yu Mang"
Counting Crows-"August and Everything After"
Dee Lite-"World Clique"

Thank God for yard sales, eh?

I also got a chance to pick up the very Spike Dudley and Molly Holly-less "WWE Smackdown: Here Comes the Pain". Aside from it's two big flaw, still a very awesome game. The Best Friend came over and throughly whipped my ass in it only to add salt to the wound by killin me in Soul Caliber 2 later that day (BEST fighter game EVER by the way)! That's okay, cause guess what? I WILL SURVIVE!

Before Andi jets, would kind of a post would this be without some cheap pluggin?

Combat Fusion- Combat Fusion is a wrestling circut located right here in my hometown of Savannah GA. These guys are working real hard on their next show for April 23rd so, if you live in Savannah, are going to be visiting Savannah, or even live in New York and just wanna see some good rasslin, you HAVE to come to this show. It's going to be the greatest thing you've ever seen in your whole life!

Combat Fusion: Spring Bash 2005
April 23rd, 2005
Alee Temple Arena
Doors open @ 7
Show starts @ 8

you can email me here if ya got any questions about where the Alee Temple is or the event itself!


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"Queen Dork"

Saturday, March 12, 2005

Is there anything better in the world than getting to talk to someone you admire. How about talking to them for two hours! But, that's another story dears.

The Smackdown taping in Savannah GA is 3 days away, and like you've come to expect from Andi, my signs are not done and I am becoming very PMSy over getting there on time and getting to meet Spike Dudley THIS time.

Thursday, March 03, 2005

Let me entertain you

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Artist: Franz Ferdinand
Song: "Dark of the Matinee"
Album: Franz Ferdinand

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

If you've been drooling over guys as long as I have, then you know that there are different kinds of hot. You have your "few too many times in rehab" hot Scott Weiland of Velvet Revolver and formerally Stone Temple Pilots. You've got your "high 24-7 ..even though he says it's just his eyes" hot, Jim Breuer, formally of SNL. And last, but not least, you have your "I may be big, but I can rock way harder than you" hot Jack Black.
Out of all the many many different kinds of hot, I've picked the 5 that seem to rock Andi's world the most. Ready? You better hope you are.

First up I have...

"Teen Dream" hot which I proudly award to:
Evan Farmer

If anyone reading this is old enough to remember 2Gether, MTV's spoof boy band, then you HAVE to remember Jerry O Keefe, "the heart throbe". After the death of Michael Cuccione, the youngest member, Evan went on to do solo stuff until landing a hosting gig on that hit TLC show, "While You Were Out". You can now see him 80 times a week in all his dorky hotness.
To tell you the truth, I had COMPLETELY forgotten about Evan until I one day tuned into WYWO and immediately recalled where I knew him from. That smile, that body...that...body....
Evan perhaps could be the hottest little thing walking around planet earth, completely free from flaw...perhaps even perfect if there is such a thing...oh yes, there is...and his name is Evan.


Secondly, I have...

"Muscle Head" Hot who so deservling goes to...
Chris Jericho

There is not a woman alive who's ever laid eyes on WWE Superstar Calgary born Chris Jericho that would ever take that moment back. Crystal blue eyes, kissable lips, and a sense of humor all wrapped up in ready to order package is what makes this hottie more famous with the ladies then the fellows.
When I first saw Chris freakin' Jericho for the first time, my eyes popped out, my mouth dropped to the carpet, and my 4 1/2 year old crush officially began. Perfect body, drop dead gorgous looks...I can't tell you the countless hours I watched wrestling just to see him before I even cared or concentrated on any sort of storyline. No matter how many times he goes from face (good guy) to heel (bad guy) in his career, I will always be a Jerichoholic!

Thirdly...is that word? I have...

"Crazy Rocker" hot Who I will so proudly split among 3 people...
Howlin' Pete Almqvist
Andrew WK
Jack White

I really don't know what planet these three are from...or even what planet you have to be from to be attracted to them, but it's just something about Andrew WK, dirty Detroit rocker, Jack White, wierdo Detroit rocker, and Howlin Pete Almqvist, out of this universe Swedish rocker that makes Andi go into hyper drive.
First came Andrew W.K. who I came across back in 2002 when "Party Hard" was the theme to every frat party and beer commerical in the US. I bought "I Get Wet" and immediately fell in love with Andrew's spirit more than anything. When he was standing still long enough for me to see his face, I realized he wasn't too bad looking either
I discoverd The White Stripes the same year from the video "Hotel Yorba" which is still one of my favorite songs ever. From the first time I layed eyes on Jack White, I knew it would be a long time before I got over him. Even with his fake southern accent, pasty white skin, and mysterious background, I can still look at Jack today and get butterflies in my stomach from that layed on southern charm of his.
The Hives were also around this year, but I really didn't become a huge fan of them until late 2004, when "Tyrannosaurus Hives" was about to be released and that catchier than hell single of theirs "Walk Idiot Walk" was playing on radio stations (and WWE events) everywhere. Looking at Howlin' Pete for the first time in different way durin the "Walk..." video is what got me so fascinated with him. He moves and even kinda favors a young Mick Jagger which is always sexy in my book.

Fourthly I've got

"Boy From Next Door" Hot awarded to..
Hugh Jackman

BESIDES the fact that he's got the perfect porno name, he's also the perfect guy to fill my "If Solid Snake were real" fantasies I have. And if it weren't for that, I really don't know how attracted to Mr. Jackman I would be. Of course anyone deaf, blind, and dumb can see Hugh's surely easy on the eyes (among other things) but it was not until I decided to fantasy cast for a Metal Gear movie that started getting the hots for him. Even his role as the slice em and leave em Wolvorine in the X-Men movies didn't it for me. What is wrong with Andi you ask, I am trying to figure that out myself.

And last, but in no way least....

"Only in the Video Gaming World" Hot has been given to...
Solid Snake

Though the Metal Gear franchise gets older and better every year, it seems Solid Snake just gets...better. After saving the world from the walking nuclear battle machine that is Metal Gear so many times, you'd think aging, graying, or perhaps even a bit of insanity would set it for the video game vet. But, if you truly think that, then you don't know Snake.
Well, who else in the hell did you think it would be?
I really don't think I have to explain to ANYONE my endless love for the one and only Solid Snake. Even if I didn't talk about him every day and keep pictures of him on my address book, would I really, after looking at him, have to explain WHY! Mysterious, dark, blunt, troubled, alone and a pack a day chain smoker...how could any woman resist?

I think I've typed and drooled enough
Until next time!

"Queen Dork"

Friday, February 25, 2005

Okay, Andi ususally isn't surprised easily...and if she is, it's not for long.

So, I returned to watching the Tribe today in order to catch the last few episodes since this season has it's last eps next week. I really do LOOOOOVE this show and hate the fact that I've missed so many eps this season, but I am praying for a marathon like they did at the end of Season 4.

A LOT has been going on. The biggest one being that RAM can walk. Un-friggin-belivable, right? But what's even BIGGER than that is that RAM and LEX have been working together.
There was the introduction of a new characters,GEL, who JACK found somewhere and whose sole purpose is to annoy. SLADE, who's from the town of Liberty where his love interest (and mother of his possible baby) RUBY resides.
MEGA has been in power over the city, JAY lost his memory,AMBER was supposed to lose her memory but didn't, JAY got his memory back, SELENE's drunk, MOUSE has left to live with the ECO tribe, SIVA, JAVA, VED, CHLOE and PRIDE are dead, MAY and SELENE become friends...only for the friendship to be stressed when MAY tells SELENE what PRIDE really said before he died, ELLIE has returned to JACK, ZOOT has come back, died, come back again, died, JAY has been with AMBER and TRUDY all in the same season, AMBER and TRUDY have been enemies, friends, enemies, and then friends again, THE MALL RATS have regained power, EBONY and LEX have MEGA right when they want him when...

the big news comes in

SLADE AND MEGA ARE BROTHERS!!!!!!
The whole time, SLADE has been working with EBONY, RAM, JACK, and LEX to bring down MEGA. They riot into the city, EBONY and LEX are about to "delete" MEGA with a few bats when SLADE comes and drops the bombshell!

Now, for those of you who have never seen the Tribe are completely lost on what I've been rambling about for past few paragraphs, but for those of you who know what I am talking about, PLEASE BE SHOCKED WITH ME

It's been about 6 hours or so since I found out the news, and I am STILL can't believe that shit. MEGA (or JOSH as we find out his real name is) and SLADE, brothers...

Well, like after all good reveals, the episode ended there, leaving Andi hanging until next week. Or do they...

I've been a VERY bad girl and managed to read the over view for next week's season finale. I won't say much except...say goodbye to your home, Tribes and hello to a new world...

Thursday, February 24, 2005

Hello little candy boys and girls,

My David Hayter site has been going well, but what I realized today is that I am missing linkage from other sites...promotion, advertisement, whatever you want to call it.
The only place I can REALLY get this exposure from is from my fellow Metal Gear fans, the only group of people who think David is kickass. As a writer, he is still proving himself to a lot of people but as a voice actor, he's the shit! He does the voice of freakin' Solid Snake...you don't get any cooler than that in the gaming industry.
All the Metal Gear sites I've been through wants you to sell your mamma in order to meet their standards and become an affliate. I just don't have that kind of talent or info to do that, so I'll just have to settle for being a link on these pages, which is fine by me. Just as long as the word gets out.

I updated my site with lots of little goodies today. Can't remember what any of it was right now, so why don't YOU, the reader and supporter of ME,click this text and find out for yourself what I've updated. Lazy bastards. Expect Andi to do EVERYTHING for ya, don't you?!

It's been a LONG day, and if I still didn't have so much to do, I'd be in bed. But, I must push on...promoting and cheap pluggin my David Hayter site all over the Metal Gear universe!

"Queen Dork"

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

I finally got Trillian and I think conserved space on my hard drive. Even if I haven't, I've replaced 3 messengers with 1! I got rid of Yahoo and MSN but kept AIM cause I don't know if you can download that one for free still. You know, just in case Trillian screws up or something.

Finally got "The Guyver 2" or, "Guyver 2: Dark Hero" whatever you choose to call it. As low budget and corney as it is, I love it! Here are some pictures of me geeking out yesterday a few hours after I got it.






Yep, what a dork that chicky is. WHAT...A...DORK!!

I'd like to thank everyone who's been sending me such kind emails about DavidHayter.net! I had no idea it was a great source of information until earlier today! I really appreciate everything considering there isn't a whole lot on David on the internet and I am making due with the little that I have. I enjoy and get real pleasure out of running a website for someone I admire and believe in so much. Thanks everyone again and I hope to keep bringing you the same great info as long as I can!

"Queen Dork"

"Queen Dork"

Thursday, February 17, 2005

Morgan Webb. Cute, gamer girl host of the G4TechTV review show X-Play.I personally never thought of her as "hot" but more as a geeky gamer chick type cute. Obviously, the whole world was not agreeing with me.

I was doing one of my once in a blue moon searches on the lovely host of this show I love so much when I found something that may cause me to never look at Ms. Webb the same again.




Morgan Webb doing MAXIM! So, it's not Playboy, which I'm sure more than a few guys would not have a problem with her doing, but it's pretty damn close! She's just never struck me as the type of person to get down to barely nothing and pose for a men's magazine.





















Morgan Webb, you are truly a very beautiful and stunning woman. And hey, if ya have it, show it right? No respect lost, if anything, gained.

Andi

Monday, February 14, 2005

OH BLOG HOW I HAVE ABONDONED THEE!

I am very sorry for doing so...even though I swore I would curse the day I ever got LJ and be faithful to the one who had my heart first. What a load of crap that was, eh?

Andi is still around, still be strange...still cheap plugging my David Hayter site. Life has been one shitty step after another, but I am hanging in there.
You say: Andi! This is your journal for all the people who aren't *special* enough to read your LiveJournal!
I say: Oh yeah! Well, let the entertaining begin!

....

How's THAT for entertaining...I got nothing. Nada. Zero. Well, except for the fact that the official movie site for "Watchmen" has opened up. Too bad it's just a tease right now. You'll find nothing much deeper or interesting than that crack addicted happy face on the main. But you can, as I did, sign up for updates to come straight to your mailbox! Haven't gotten one yet, but it's coming, I can FEEL IT!

On the subject of Mr. Hayter, I finally am going to get my copy of "Guyver 2: Dark Hero". I had to special order it which ran me a few bucks more, but hey, I'm gonna have it in my hands in 3 to 8 business days, baby! David Hayter in a wife beater for an hour and half...that's worth the 24 dollars by itself.




Oh yeah, can you say LOW BUDGET? But, that's okay...I love that sort of crap anyway.

That's if for this edition of...whatever this was. See ya again in 5 months!

"Queen Dork"