The Kither, The Rocker, The FREAK!

A look inside the screwed up, but always entertaining life of Andi M.

Tuesday, January 20, 2004

I know I have reached a new level of either geniousness or patheticness. I have my mom's make up mirror on the top of my computer monitor watching Raw on the TV behind me. This is really sad.

I went to my dentist appointment today that was really for about a MONTH away but my mom copied it down wrong so we looked like total nimnuts outside the dentist office on MLK Day. BUT, I'm okay...

I went to the MTV website last night (mostly to check my messages there. I had written that rad chicky Frankie on RR:San Fransico and I wanted to see if she had ACTUALLY gotten it) and I happen to scroll to the section that said "Want to be on MTV!?"
....um...yeah!
So, I went down the various reality shows that MTV liikes to put it's viewers on like Made, and True Life (which is one show I would NOT want to be on...every show I've seen is like True Life: I Party Too Hard, Take Too Many Drugs, Have No Job, and No Life)until finally I reached "We Want YOU to be A VJ!"I'm not even going to lie, being an MTV VJ has always been a dream of mine...not a very loud or evident dream but never the less, one. So, I clicked there knowing that you prolly had to be between the ages of like 18 and 20 to be a VJ. Here's what I saw:
Unleash your inner TV star! We're looking for charismatic people who are passionate about music, movies, sports and all things pop culture. You must appear to be between the ages of 18-24 y/o and possess a kick-ass personality and a serious sense of style.
Appear to be between the ages of 18 and 24? So what they are saying to me is that I can look 12 years old as long as I look a barely legal 18 and where hip huggers jeans? UNbelievable.

Well, I have nothing to complain about now. I must go cry for my Spikey now. If anyone is keeping up with Raw, you'll know that he won the match between him and Kane for the mini Rumble at the end of show, but was whipped by Kane after the bell rang anyway. So who REALLY won in all this? Someone please remind me why I watch wrestling...